Friday, January 29, 2010

Friday Secrets

1. I have a huge infatuation with a 55 year old woman (I think that's how old she is, she could be older). I'm in my mid 30s. We have the same work out schedule at the gym. I've been watching her work out for over six months. She's tremendously hot, firm ass, nice tits, petite figure. The other morning we were near each other doing our abs. Under my breath I said "oh yeah I'd fuck that ass." No idea why that came out - believe me I did not mean for that to come out. She must've heard. She looked straight at me for five seconds (felt like eternity). We felt a connection. I felt an erection. We never said a word then went about the rest of the work out. I came home and masturbated in the shower.

2. I'm a high school teacher. In class, I dress prim and proper, but away from school, I dress more like this:


That isn't me in the photo but I can pull off that outfit without embarrassment. If my students, not to mention the other teachers, only knew.

P.S. I'm typing this while in class.

3. I was looking at the cartoon header of your blog. I don't know if this is a confession or a request, but could the Evil Twin create a version where you are only wearing the apron and nothing else. Needless to say, the pencil, duster and spoon have to stay, and naturally, the apron could be a little lower cut.

How's this?


Those are the Friday Secrets! Enjoy!

21 comments:

noceleryplease said...

Wow - now THAT is devotion to your readers! (and a nice picture, too!)

gingermagnolia said...

I love your apron, and #2 is definitely the teacher I'm going to be in a few years. ;)

GregoryJ said...

You get me every week, when I read the first one and start to say WTH? Then I remember that you are letting others post their secrets.
Very interesting ones this week.
Thanks

SoLow said...

#2 - please e-mail me. We really need to chat... ;)

ETW - fascinating!!!!

Mandy said...

Man, I love friday secrets! Why do I get the feeling you are going to start getting flooded with picture requests?? ;-)

Doc said...

Oh WOW!
That just made my Friday!!

Warped Mind of Ron said...

#1 LOL, #2 Please call me!! #3 :-P Oh yeah!!!

Cara Smith said...

Now that is dedication!

I just hope #2 doesn't accidently run into one of her students outside of school (but I guess the grade she teaches could change the impact of it.)

GiGi said...

Keep meaning to get myself a cute apron....oh wait, I seem to never remember to put one on in the first place....:messy cook:

Zack R Thomas said...

Great pic there ETW!

Reading the confessions is great but the pic made my day.

I say every confession post should end with a pic of ETW. I can't seem to get enough.

Chandra said...

If I had a bod like #2 did and I could wear stuff like that I would in a hearbeat!
As for #1...why can't I meet nice young hot men like that who find me attractive? LOL!

Jay said...

If I said something like #1 did at the gym I would get arrested. So unfair.

The Dish said...

I love Friday Secrets!

Reaper said...

*gulps*

i like your style....

Slyde said...

i think you've just come up with your new avatar there, baby!

tiff said...

:) You go girl!!

Dave said...

Yeah #3!

Ron in Florida (Ronald10021) said...

Fantastic.

vinomom said...

I love Friday Secrets! Always so juicy!

powdergirl said...

Christ! Are those even bigger than the lst time they were out??!!

I'm just gonna start calling you super-rack!

#1, you're awesome!

#2, you're awesome!

Hogday said...

Sure miss those Blueridge Mountains....